Monday, 21 November 2016
What men like but won't say in a relationship.
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1. He likes to think you know how much he
cherishes you!
Men want but don’t dare to say, either because there are too shy,
modest or proud. He cannot miss any of those reasons. He can be
awkward. Words may fail him. He does. You can see it in his attitude,
feel it in his silences.
2. Show him respects – Do not belittle him
You don’t have to act like a maid before showing you respect him. Men
are very sensitive, and don’t like it when you belittle him, even as a joke.
He wants respect, not mocking. He may be bold, but he likes that you
respect him for what he is… flaws included!
3. Men love to be admired!
He enjoys being flattered. He really does. Just look at him with
admiration and he will be happy. A guy likes nothing more than making
his girlfriend swoon – whether in life or in bed.
4. Men love to be encouraged
He will never admit it, especially not in front of his pals, but your man
has doubts. He sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night, just
looking out at the ceiling with dark thoughts. In these times of anxiety,
what helps him most is your support. He needs you to support him and
his decisions.
5. He wants you to be independent
If you are always waiting for him to call or don’t have any life outside
of him, your man might end up finding you a little boring. He likes that
his girl has projects of her own (he’s even proud of it!) and that she
can take care of herself. You don’t have to work in an oil company but
atleast you find something doing to keep busy. Of course, he likes to
protect her too, but he doesn’t want to cut her wings off. He likes a
girl who has a life of her own, not someone who stops breathing when
he is not around.
6. Men love to feel desired
By you…and by others, sometimes! Although he will never admit it –
especially to you! – he likes to see that he can still get another
woman’s attention…never forget that. And don’t be afraid to send him a
few dirty looks too. He loves it.
7. Men love to feel relaxed
For him, weekends are made to relax. And relaxing doesn’t mean
throwing a dinner party, going to the movies, cleaning up the house or
running errands. Relaxing means doing nothing. No planning allowed.
8. Men love to talk but not gossip
Your man is not afraid of discussions. Pick a subject that he likes and
he will turn into a real chatterbox. Gossip is not his cup of tea and he
will never go on and on about stuff that happened in the past. Dwelling
on old stories and bad-mouthing are not his things. Don’t hesitate to tell
him how your day was, but forget the details…he really doesn’t care
about your co-worker’s hair colour.
9. You cannot control or change his ways
No, he doesn’t want to change…unless he decides so. Most men love to
watch sports like soccer. If you try to turn him into someone he’s not,
don’t be surprised to see him flip out.
10. Men love to feel he can protect you
He feels right at ease when he is protecting you. Although he likes the
fact that you are an independent woman, he wants to know he can also
protect you. And he’ll do just about anything for that. He wants to
know he can stand up for you and take you out of a mess when the
situation requires it.
11. He wants Sexts
He loves it when you send him naughty sexts outlining your evening plans
for him. He wouldn’t dare to admit it, but these little notes make his
head spin.
Sit back and relax. Study this tips pretty well. It would surely create a
change in your relationship.
Tuesday, 27 September 2016
Romance in recession!!!
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How To Be Romantic During A Recession
1. Be generous with verbal affection, you kuku can’t afford anything else.
Every small thing “I love you”.
2. What a restaurant can do, a buka can do better.
See Agege bread and stew!
3. Only fall in love with someone that lives near you, money for transport cannot be too much.
Local love is better.
4. No need for ice cream, stick to frozen kunu.
It’s better.
5. No need to eat out actually, you and your partner should just be fasting.
Jesus did it, you will not die don’t worry.
6. Cuddle in the danfo so you only pay for one seat.
It’s not lapping it’s cuddling.
7. No need to call unless it’s free midnight phonecall.
The love talk is even sweeter at night.
8. No need to go to the cinema, just allow Alaba boys hook you up.
Even if the film is not clear you will get the gist of the story!
9. Barb his hair for him, and plait her hair for her!
Even if it’s ugly you people are making memories and saving money.
10. Don’t acknowledge any birthday or anniversary
“Every day is a special day with you”
Saturday, 24 September 2016
7 way to build better muscles
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Muscle mass is what every bodybuilder is after. But building muscle is far from an easy task, especially when you are a drug free and not a genetic freak. In order to build muscle fast you will need discipline and devotion. Here are the 7 simple rules you should follow if you want to reach your goal faster.
1. Eat. If you are not a big eater and can’t handle large amounts of food at one sitting, you might consider eating more than 3 times a day in order to consume enough protein, carbs and fats. Keeping your system saturated with amino acids and glycogen is crucial if you want to gain muscle. Not eating enough protein and calories can lead to muscle tissue breakdown.
2. You should concentrate your training program around the compound movements, such as deadlifts, squats and presses. This means that you should lift heavy and work as many muscle groups as possible with as few sets as possible. Doing heavy, compound movements is the fastest way to build muscle.
3. Overtraining is the number one factor that prevents you from building muscle mass. As said before, do a short workout revolving mainly around the compound heavy movements. Don’t do 30+ “pump” sets. They do not trigger muscle growth. Don’t train more than three days in a row. Besides your muscles, your CNS (central nervous system) has to recover. Rest more !
4. Eat or drink fast carbs and protein after your workout. Increasing insulin levels immediately after an intense workout promotes protein synthesis.
5. Every five to six weeks either take a week off or reduce your weights by 50%. This will give your body and CNS time to recover.
6. You probably heard this a thousand times, but sleep is the second most important thing. This is the period your body to recover and release muscle building hormones such as Growth Hormone and Testosterone. You can eat all the protein in the world, but without at least 8 hours of sleep you won’t grow to your full potential.
7. Finally, don’t get over-excited about things and situations around you. Your body produces cortisol when exposed to stress. Cortisol is known as “The Stress Hormone” and it’s the number one cause for muscle breakdown as well as other harmful processes in your body.
Thursday, 25 August 2016
9 reason to side hustling.
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Sure, you’re bossing it at your 9-to-5, but you’re also not prepared to settle for that for the rest of your life.
You’re a brilliant, ambitious man or woman and you’re always looking forward to the next bigger and better thing, which is why you’ve got a side hustle. Don’t have one yet? Here’s why you should, ASAP:
1. To make some extra cash, obviously
Pretty obvious, but it needs to be said. If you want to make some extra money, it’s a good idea to freelance or take on a part-time job besides your normal full-time job. Just think about all the fun stuff you can buy… or you could be responsible and save up. Your choice.
2. You get the chance to follow your real dream
Always wanted to start a food blog or become a freelance writer? You might not be able to quit your day job anytime soon, but that doesn’t mean you can’t do what you love. A side hustle allows you to make your dreams come true in a super practical way.
3. You get to discover a new passion you never thought you had.
Maybe you need to make some dough and fast, but you don’t have anything besides your 9-to-5 that you enjoy. A side hustle can be a good way of discovering a totally new passion that just might change your life.
4. It makes perfect sense.
You’re not giving up on a stable paycheck or being super unrealistic —you’re just following a dream in a logical way, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
5. You have a fallback plan.
Even the most traditional of jobs aren’t super stable these days, and literally anyone could lose their job at any time thanks to the economy. If you have a side gig, you can always make that your full-time career if you get unexpectedly laid off.
6. Your life will feel generally more fulfilling and wholesome.
Most jobs are pretty stressful thanks to annoying coworkers or a heavy workload. Your side hustle will make you a million times happier and you’ll always have something to look forward to on the evenings or weekends.
8. You get to have a creative outlet.
Your job probably isn’t as fun and artsy as you wish it was. Instead of getting down about it, why not create a side hustle and let your inner artist shine?
9. You will definitely feel amazing about yourself
You might not feel totally confident about your day job, especially if it’s not your chosen field, but your side hustle could bring you all kinds of confidence and self-esteem. Why limit yourself? Your side gig just might make you the absolute best version of yourself. Wouldn’t that be awesome?
Friday, 19 August 2016
Get ready for President Mugabe hilarious quotes
03:46
“If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”
That's a preamble for you, oya leggo....
1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”
2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.
4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.
5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”
6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.
7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”
10.”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.
11.”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.”
12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”
13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”
Thursday, 18 August 2016
Here’re The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Male Contacts On Their Phone
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Girls and boys have different ways of doing things. Even how they save contact numbers of people is very different.
Try peeping at girl’s phone, you’re likely to crack up, thanks to the hilarious names they’ve given to male contacts on their phone.
According to the ladies, how they save your name depends on your status, looks, circumstances you met, your position in their life and so on. To them, this makes it easier to remember you and set the tone for a conversation.
Let’s see some of these hilarious names.
1. Never Answer
This is the most popular one I’ve seen, “Never Answer” is usually a persistent ex-boyfriend who just won’t let go. As the name implies, your calls are never to be picked so when the caller ID show up, you would just be ignored like you never exist.
2. Idiot 1 or Asshole 1
There could be more assholes she meet in a day, but it tells you are the first that made it to her phone. Maybe you said something to piss her off or you are just jerk. You probably deserve that name.
3. [Insert Name Of Place You Met] [Insert Physique] [Insert Anything Nice About Him]
So this is when ladies just do not remember your name and do not want to sound rude by asking again so they save your name based on where you met, your physical looks and anything they remember about you, for eg. Firefly Night Club Tall Bald guy, at least you stand a chance if your name is saved this nicely 😂😂
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4. [Insert Sponsor’s Role]
This is pretty straight forward, these guys have their names saved according to the roles they play in the girl’s life. For instance, if you are just kind at dashing out airtime (mobile credit), your name is saved simply “Airtime”, you are only called whenever airtime is needed 😭😭, “Food” means you are excellent at ordering takeaway from restaurants and getting it delivered to her 😫 and so on.
5. [Insert Name] and social media
For example, James Facebook, Mike Tinder etc.. Since social media has facilitated the dating process, the social media on which you guys met will be added to your name. This is not entirely bad.
6. [Insert Name] and Emoji
For example, “Patrick 😍😍”, this is officially reserved for the real boyfriends or when they want to go extreme, they’ll save the name under “Boo Of Life 😍😍”. Boyfriends always have a special name.
7. FWB or FB
Girls have needs too, boys whose names are saved like this are not relationship materials but have game sexually so they’re occasionally called during rainy days to come and warm the bed for her. That’s their only task in the girl’s life.
8. Bestie
Boys whose names are saved under bestie have officially been friend-zoned and not even a presidential pardon can save them from the zone. They’re usually the most-called contact on a girl’s phone and are harmless in every way, simply because they’re usually great listeners and have enough time on their hands to listen to the girl’s countless heartbreaks.
How do you save contact numbers of males on your phone? Did we forget any? If so add them in the comment box below. You may want to see here subtle ways women hit on men.
6 Types Of Single People You Can Find Out There
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Everyone of us, once in our lives, has been single before.
How we handled or behaved towards it puts us in a particular group, which create types we might probably not be aware that people actually observe.
The way we behave when we are single tells a lot about us, these are the types we can find out there. Go through our list and find out where you belong.
1. The “I’m Done With Relationship” Single People
So there are the type of people who decide they are done with relationship and have nothing to do with no matter what and block their whole life from ever getting into a relationship. They just hate to hear the word “relationship”. This type prefer to do everything alone and never want to have anything to do with a partner and believe in doing things on their own.
2. The Emotionally Single People
This type of single person is not really happy about being single and always break down when they see other couples. They really wish to be in a relationship but haven’t hooked up yet and so always get emotional and complains a lot about being single and nobody wanting them.
3. The Promiscuous Single People
This type is more like those who are afraid to commit. They are not in a relationship but every now and then, you find them with a new partner. They love one night stands and that’s it, the next day, they don’t know you anymore. If you ask them who they dating, they tell you point blank, they are a single.
4. The Workaholic Single People
This type are already in a relationship so they don’t need anyone else, to put it simple, they are married to their job or work. They love their work so much they don’t even need anybody in their life because they feel they will be a distraction.
5. The “Searcher” Single People
These are a types you always find moving from church to church searching for their better halves. These types will try anything that promises them of Mr. or Mrs. Right like dating sites, singles hangout etc.
6. The “I Don’t Care” Single People
This type doesn’t see the need for a relationship and do not show any passion towards finding one. If one comes along, fine!! If they don’t, they just move on.
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